I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My penis needs a shock collar
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Never joke about your clitoris.
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