I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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