Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
