And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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