ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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