I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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