can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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