i love accidental penises.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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