we have officially lost it.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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