How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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