"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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