im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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