And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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