I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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