can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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