do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Alive.
So much puke
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize