Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Shame - the story of my life.
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