Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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