y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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