I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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