what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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