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say what?
wanna hang out?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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