She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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