I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Who did Billy Mays play for?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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