He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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