I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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