I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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