so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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