who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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