you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
there is glitter all over my balls
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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