He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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