my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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