You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize