how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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