I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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