foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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