How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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