Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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