my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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