He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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