No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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