I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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