I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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