I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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