He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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