I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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