We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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