Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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