I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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