Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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