All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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