His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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