That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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